Posted by: editor in Blog on Apr 17, 2009
Oh, man! Like everyone else on the planet, I caught wind of that Susan Boyle babe on Britain's Got Talent.
The fact Simon Cowell had tears in his eyes was the first attention grabber. So I cracked open a Guinness and checked it out. Five stout's and three Jameson's later, I woke up on the floor next to a stuffed teddy bear I had as a kid. The song she sang, "I Dream a Dream" just got to me - took me back to my days in the pound. I was destroyed! What a voice! Get into the recording studio Susan so I can slam you on my iPod!
Hey! Seems Honda Motor Co. is coming out with a Dog Friendly Car!
The automaker recently showed it off at the New York International Auto Show. It's got a cushioned pet bed with safety restraints in the cargo area, a spill-resistant water bowl, and even a ventilation fan to keep us all comfortable. Plus, a folding ramp gives us four-legged's an easy way to get in and out. There's a ton more stuff - I'm gonna check it out!
Meanwhile, it's bad enough living with a bro who thinks he's a field reporter for Extra.
I wonder if the Jonas Brothers go through this kind of stuff. Somehow, I can’t imagine Kevin driving Nick anywhere. Maybe Joe. I dunno, it gets complicated with three.
Charlie Sheen lugging Emilio Estevez? No way -- he’s gotta have a driver. Maybe the Bacon Bros. Pinch-hit with wheels ‘cause Kevin and his bro have a band. Anyway...
I do admit I got a tad creeped when Sunburst said I was gonna "meet a babe who would rock my clock ‘til sunset." Even if she is a QUACK, it made me want to think it might happen. Which got me to daydreaming about actress Rachel 
McAdams. If you've seen my Facebook Fan Page, you know I think she's a 10 on the Babe-O-Meter. And the fact she has this cool green site with her pals Didi & Megan -- www.greenissexy.org just makes her more awesome.
EVAN'S PSSST: ECCH, the guy drives me to ONE appointment and drones on for paragraphs. Again, apologies...
Regarding the celestial Susan Boyle: "I" did not turn to libations when listening to her amazing talent. I simply sat quietly on my doggie pad, taking in her emotionally glorious voice and became one with the universe. You go girl!
I went right from Susan to watching DWTS! A PERFECT NIGHT! I love, love, love Derek Hough and, of course, Maksim! I call them Salt & Peppa! Did you know that Derek & Mark Ballas have a band called "Almost Amy?" WHO'S AMY???
And per "Mad Mike, Sports Fanatic?" Just know that I did not fall for the Bar-B-Que Ribs enticement. Nor the Key Lime Pie -- although I adore it. Nor the Aunt Gert's baked beans bit. And I certainly saw through the Brideshead Revisted (ON DEMAND no less...) ploy. The guy is relentless and I am looking into a restraining order.
Okay! I'm off to a Chanting Seminar.
Peace & Love!